AAUP Announces Voluntary Affirmative Action Plan
Posted by Reid on February 29, 2008
If you are a recipient of this letter, you are a non-diverse person.3 Your presence on the faculty fails to represent the diversity of views and experiences crucial to a broad education, and leaves your institution vulnerable to damaging discrimination lawsuits. Therefore, in the interests of diversity, AAUP suggests that you resign to make space for a diverse person.
Interesting parody, unfortunately the sub-script rings way too true.